Stephen Hawking - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Stephen Hawking. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Stephen Hawking would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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October 2010


Thursday 21 October 1010

It Seems that today I have now officially got laid by my wife Helen!! Oh no my computer is malfunctioning... Help Me! Help Me! Dammit You God Damn C...

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Friday 15 October 1010

Dear trusty eeper of secrets I now its been while but its been a nightmare over the last few months. It started when I dropped my beloved and trus...

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July 2010


Friday 09 July 1010

There seems to be a technical problem with my joystick and keyboard control software. For years it had correctly interpreted my hand and finger movem...

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Tuesday 06 July 1010

&&%$# *&^ # *%**&^% **&&^%$ **&*%$#*& Sorry, I hit the wrong keys with this pencil I have in my mouth. I th...

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June 2010


Sunday 27 June 1010

Dear diary, I am in Canada now and just do not understand all of this fuss over me. I died years ago and for some reason the scientists are keeping m...

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Tuesday 15 June 1010

mus reemmember-0 t0 use= spill chicker...

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January 2010


Tuesday 12 January 1010

I think I got a boner yesterday. It would have been my first boner in eleven years. Before I could tell someone, it was gone. Wait, wait! I...

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