Stephen Hawking - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Stephen Hawking. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Stephen Hawking would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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December 2009


Wednesday 16 December 099

knocking one out.....Hmmmm!...

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Wednesday 16 December 099

December 16th - Loving the new software! Makes my software turn into hardware in no time....YEAH BABY!...

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Tuesday 15 December 099

Finally got delivery of my wonderful 'Windows Wank' application. It allows me to knock one out suing my chin-controlled joystick. Merry Christmas!...

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Wednesday 09 December 099

December 9th - My PC came back from the repair shop today....fucking good job too - the virus on it made my voice sound like Graham 'Gayboy' Norton.

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November 2009


Monday 23 November 099

Dear Diary Had a great day today. Went to a seminar on particle matters and quasars. Was the life and soul of the party after I did my robot...

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Monday 23 November 099

Dear Diary decided to go for a walk. Then I remembered. I hate life. It's one big black hole.

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Saturday 14 November 099

Things I pondered today: 1. If a Kookaburra had diarrhoea would it sh*t itself laughing? 2. Should I get my hair styled like Jedward? 3. Is W...

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