Stephen Hawking - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Stephen Hawking. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Stephen Hawking would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Showing Stephen Hawking's diary, as written by 'Aisubeki Akiudo'.
Currently showing entries from: 2009
knocking one out.....Hmmmm!...
December 16th - Loving the new software! Makes my software turn into hardware in no time....YEAH BABY!...
Finally got delivery of my wonderful 'Windows Wank' application. It allows me to knock one out suing my chin-controlled joystick. Merry Christmas!...
December 9th - My PC came back from the repair shop today....fucking good job too - the virus on it made my voice sound like Graham 'Gayboy' Norton.
Feeling OldI got the results back from my Telomere kit to find out how old I was in Teloyears, and discovered that I've been dead since 2007. Bummer.
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