Stephen Hawking - My Fake Diary

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Friday, 9 July 2010

...announce my love for a local exotic dancer who calls herself "The Black Hole".

She is my collapsing star, able to take her dark and perfectly curved breasts to surround my face and neck. She envelops me, she sucks me in, she is my personal celestial body.

I would really like it if the rest of the world would stop jumping every time something comes out of my mouth, well, my voice interpreter. Mistakes like this would not have happened and I would have had time to explain myself. Now what I really need to do, is add some battery operated attachments to my wheelchair. I'd like to bring as much pleasure to LaShawnta as she brings me.

Shake that junk, baby. Daddy likes.


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