Stephen Hawking - My Fake Diary


Friday, 9 July 2010

There seems to be a technical problem with my joystick and keyboard control software. For years it had correctly interpreted my hand and finger movements into words and speech, much like appears here in my diary. Last week however, I unintentionally created a stir among Astronomers and Physicists when I tried to announce my excitement over the discovery of a new Black Hole.

Though I tried to describe the location of the discovery, my technically focused, interpretive software translated what was supposed to be a street location into astrological map coordinates, and the rest of scientific community dove into action to confirm the location of what they assumed to be a new collapsing star.

Before I could get anyone's attention to correct the error, the entire world was busy trying to prove another one of my theories, when all I really wanted to do was announce...

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