Simon Cowell - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Simon Cowell. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Simon Cowell would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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May 2013


Thursday 23 May 13

Dear Diary - Why don't these gay rumors go away. I mean I know that I am not gay so what is the big deal. I am tired of Rush Limbaugh and that Laura I...

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Thursday 09 May 13

Dear Diary - I want Cheryl Cole to join me and Demi Lovato as a judge on my highly successful show X-Factor. I really think that she will bring in...

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Friday 03 May 13

Dear Diary - Cheryl Cole has told me that she wants to join X-Factor and I think that I may just give her that chance. I know that it will probably...

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March 2013


Wednesday 06 March 13

Its really great being a successful multi-millionaire in charge of lots of tv talent shows. When I am short of sex, I can invite any of my employee...

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January 2013


Sunday 06 January 13

Dear Diary - I'm dating Carmen Electra and let me say that the girl is one hell of a little sexpot. She knows more positions than the entire Los Angel...

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