Simon Cowell - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Simon Cowell. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Simon Cowell would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

Showing Simon Cowell's diary, as written by 'radiogagger'.

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September 2012

Wednesday 26 September 1212

The newspapers have papped me kissing an' a cuddling with Carmen Electra, the playboy model. She's eclectic, she's got a family full of eccentrics...

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Saturday 15 September 1212

I was hoping that the viewing figures would pick up for the British X Factor now that the Olympics and Paralympics have finished. But now Strictly...

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Friday 14 September 1212

I have decided to admit in public that Britney Spears had a panic attack and wanted to quit on her first day as an American X Factor judge. Luckily...

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June 2012

Tuesday 05 June 1212

Blimey, did you see Cheryl Cole, pushing her way to the front of the stage to be stood next to the Queen at Buckingham Palace last night. Cheryl w...

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Friday 01 June 1212

Congratulations to the Queen on 60 years on the throne. But what a mention for my favourite Queen - the Queen of music Elton John that is. Wh...

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May 2012

Thursday 31 May 1212

Another predictable disappointment fro the UK - and Ireland - in the Eurovision song contest. Englebert Humperdinck finished second! Second from la...

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Friday 25 May 1212

Oh my god, what was I thinking, hiring a nutjob like Britney? Britney Spears first day at work as a judge on the US X Factor, and she has walked o...

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Wednesday 23 May 1212

I'm absolutely right about The Voice - just as I am about everything else - because I'm Simon Cowell. Good to remind myself every day. The Voice sh...

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