Simon Cowell - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Simon Cowell. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Simon Cowell would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
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December 2012
Wednesday 19 December 12
Dear Diary - Well the way things are looking, if I was a betting man I would say that Britney Spears will get dumped by her fiancé Jason Trawick the d...
October 2012
Saturday 20 October 12
Dear Diary - I hate baseball. My show X-Factor was not shown on Wednesday because a thunderstorm caused a rain delay during the Giants - Cardinals...
September 2012
Wednesday 26 September 12
The newspapers have papped me kissing an' a cuddling with Carmen Electra, the playboy model. She's eclectic, she's got a family full of eccentrics...
Saturday 15 September 12
I was hoping that the viewing figures would pick up for the British X Factor now that the Olympics and Paralympics have finished. But now Strictly...
Friday 14 September 12
I have decided to admit in public that Britney Spears had a panic attack and wanted to quit on her first day as an American X Factor judge. Luckily...
July 2012
Wednesday 25 July 12
Dear Diary - Britney Spears and Demi Lovato are constantly fighting like dogs and cats on the X-Factor set. I cannot believe those two and it is...
June 2012
Tuesday 05 June 12
Blimey, did you see Cheryl Cole, pushing her way to the front of the stage to be stood next to the Queen at Buckingham Palace last night. Cheryl w...
Friday 01 June 12
Congratulations to the Queen on 60 years on the throne. But what a mention for my favourite Queen - the Queen of music Elton John that is. Wh...
Sherlock Actor Investigates Cast
Benedict Cumberbatch drilled the Star Trek cast and successfully deduced that his stolen peanut butter and jelly sandwich was taken by Zachary Quinto.
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