Simon Cowell - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Simon Cowell. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Simon Cowell would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Showing Simon Cowell's diary, as written by 'Abel Rodriguez'.
Dear Diary - I am really starting to get fed up with L.A. Reid. The man is mean, bitter, and hateful. How dare him insult Drew the way he did.
Dear Diary - I don't care what the critics and the viewers say. My new show X-Factor is way better than my old show American Idol. The singers a...
Dear Diary - I must admit that I sure did miss Paula Abdul. I can honestly say that I love having her sit next to me on my brand new hit show X-Fac...
Dear Diary - It is good to be back on television. I missed wearing my boring black T-shirts as the entertainment media refers to my shirts. I ha...
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