Simon Cowell - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Simon Cowell. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Simon Cowell would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
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November 2011
Wednesday 23 November 11
Dear Diary - I am really starting to get fed up with L.A. Reid. The man is mean, bitter, and hateful. How dare him insult Drew the way he did.
Monday 14 November 11
Dear Diary, What a diabolical and monumental fuck up the UK X-Factor has become. Dear god almighty I might as well have recruited retards for judges...
Thursday 10 November 11
Dear Diary - I don't care what the critics and the viewers say. My new show X-Factor is way better than my old show American Idol. The singers a...
October 2011
Sunday 30 October 11
Dear Diary, I've just about had a bloody gutsful of the UK X-Factor panel, not only are they incapable of selecting any half decent retards-save that...
Wednesday 05 October 11
Dear Diary - I must admit that I sure did miss Paula Abdul. I can honestly say that I love having her sit next to me on my brand new hit show X-Fac...
September 2011
Friday 30 September 11
Dearest me, My moobs are getting bigger, my pout is getting thinner, my bank balence is getting fatter, my winkie is getting smaller, my ratings are i...
Thursday 29 September 11
Dearest me, why so much fuss about me marrying or not marrying. Don't they realise. I am a gay. I must work on my pout. Now where's Max Clifford's num...
Wednesday 28 September 11
Dear Diary - It is good to be back on television. I missed wearing my boring black T-shirts as the entertainment media refers to my shirts. I ha...
Sherlock Actor Investigates Cast
Benedict Cumberbatch drilled the Star Trek cast and successfully deduced that his stolen peanut butter and jelly sandwich was taken by Zachary Quinto.
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