Simon Cowell - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Simon Cowell. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Simon Cowell would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Showing Simon Cowell's diary, as written by 'Bert Onassis'.
Currently showing entries from: 2011
Dearest me, My moobs are getting bigger, my pout is getting thinner, my bank balence is getting fatter, my winkie is getting smaller, my ratings are i...
Dearest me, why so much fuss about me marrying or not marrying. Don't they realise. I am a gay. I must work on my pout. Now where's Max Clifford's num...
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