Simon Cowell - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Simon Cowell. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Simon Cowell would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

Showing Simon Cowell's diary, as written by 'Abel Rodriguez'.

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September 2013

Saturday 28 September 1313

Dear Diary - I still cannot believe that I am going to be a daddy. Here I am 53-years-old and I will soon have a little Simon. Well I already have a l...

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August 2013

Friday 30 August 1313

Dear Diary - I just heard that my old show American Idol is having trouble filling the third judges slot. I find it hard to believe but it does not re...

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Thursday 15 August 1313

Dear Diary - It looks like I have gone and stepped smack dab in a pile of you-know-what. What was I thinking when I got involved with that Lauren S...

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Wednesday 07 August 1313

Dear Diary - I've been tricked. That Silverman woman said that she could not have any kids; boy did I find out otherwise. I guess I will consult an...

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July 2013

Tuesday 09 July 1313

Dear Diary - The media keeps asking me if I am going to hire Cheryl Cole to replace Britney Spears on X-Factor. Well if I may be honest - I really do...

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May 2013

Thursday 23 May 1313

Dear Diary - Why don't these gay rumors go away. I mean I know that I am not gay so what is the big deal. I am tired of Rush Limbaugh and that Laura I...

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Thursday 09 May 1313

Dear Diary - I want Cheryl Cole to join me and Demi Lovato as a judge on my highly successful show X-Factor. I really think that she will bring in...

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Friday 03 May 1313

Dear Diary - Cheryl Cole has told me that she wants to join X-Factor and I think that I may just give her that chance. I know that it will probably...

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