Simon Cowell - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Simon Cowell. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Simon Cowell would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Showing Simon Cowell's diary, as written by 'Herrdoktorfox'.
Currently showing entries from: 2011
Dear Diary, What a diabolical and monumental fuck up the UK X-Factor has become. Dear god almighty I might as well have recruited retards for judges...
Dear Diary, I've just about had a bloody gutsful of the UK X-Factor panel, not only are they incapable of selecting any half decent retards-save that...
Wi-Fi signal named "Al-Qaeda Free Terror Network" Results In Long Delay For Passengers At Los Angeles Airport'Our networks are usually named as variations on: 'Moms apple pie - God Bless America,' confirmed an Al-Qaeda spokesman. 'Otherwise it would be a bit f***ing obvious.'
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