Simon Cowell - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Simon Cowell. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Simon Cowell would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Showing Simon Cowell's diary, as written by 'Herrdoktorfox'.
Currently showing entries from: 2011
Dear Diary, What a diabolical and monumental fuck up the UK X-Factor has become. Dear god almighty I might as well have recruited retards for judges...
Dear Diary, I've just about had a bloody gutsful of the UK X-Factor panel, not only are they incapable of selecting any half decent retards-save that...
Congressman Conyers's Predatory Sexual Harassing MisunderstoodFormer female staffer of Conyers reports being called into his DC office only to find him wearing only boxers. But she didn't know he was only practicing to be Chief Underpants Officer of the House.
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