Simon Cowell - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Simon Cowell. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Simon Cowell would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
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May 2012
Saturday 05 May 12
David Walliams says his wife Lara Stone - (I still cant believe he married a woman) is upset because he always talks about our 'bromance'. What is...
Friday 04 May 12
Well at least their were a few missing big name victims, err - I mean girlfriends out of Tom Bowers biography of me. Only thing is, the old buffer...
Wednesday 02 May 12
Can't understand why Cheryl would want to debut her new single on The BBC1 Voice instead of Britain's Got Talent? I mean she owes me for her career...
Tuesday 01 May 12
Finally! After four or was it five weeks, we have got a better viewing figure on BGT than BBC1s The Voice. Something to do with their result show n...
April 2012
Thursday 26 April 12
I woke up this morning and was completely dismayed not to see any mention of my name in the papers. Not even a word byte in the colour supplement. Rea...
Thursday 19 April 12
what a bad week of publicity. All the revelations about me and Danni - Danny - Dannii - or however she spells it - loads of other women claiming t...
Wednesday 18 April 12
So my affair with Dannii is out in the open after three years. It was so exciting at first, I was like a schoolboy around her. Then she got upset...
Wednesday 04 April 12
Princess Spanky Bum... Hmmm... i liker her... She's very nice. I get so shy around her. She is working on Britain's Got Talent as Alesha Dixon's ma...
Iron Manifold
SAN DIEGO, CA--Five years after hearing it for the first time, Danny Orsi still has no idea that theBlack Sabbath song "Iron Man" wasn't written for the film series.
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