Simon Cowell - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Simon Cowell. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Simon Cowell would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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May 2012


Saturday 05 May 12

David Walliams says his wife Lara Stone - (I still cant believe he married a woman) is upset because he always talks about our 'bromance'. What is...

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Friday 04 May 12

Well at least their were a few missing big name victims, err - I mean girlfriends out of Tom Bowers biography of me. Only thing is, the old buffer...

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Wednesday 02 May 12

Can't understand why Cheryl would want to debut her new single on The BBC1 Voice instead of Britain's Got Talent? I mean she owes me for her career...

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Tuesday 01 May 12

Finally! After four or was it five weeks, we have got a better viewing figure on BGT than BBC1s The Voice. Something to do with their result show n...

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April 2012


Thursday 26 April 12

I woke up this morning and was completely dismayed not to see any mention of my name in the papers. Not even a word byte in the colour supplement. Rea...

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Thursday 19 April 12

what a bad week of publicity. All the revelations about me and Danni - Danny - Dannii - or however she spells it - loads of other women claiming t...

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Wednesday 18 April 12

So my affair with Dannii is out in the open after three years. It was so exciting at first, I was like a schoolboy around her. Then she got upset...

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Wednesday 04 April 12

Princess Spanky Bum... Hmmm... i liker her... She's very nice. I get so shy around her. She is working on Britain's Got Talent as Alesha Dixon's ma...

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