Simon Cowell - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Simon Cowell. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Simon Cowell would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Its really great being a successful multi-millionaire in charge of lots of tv talent shows. When I am short of sex, I can invite any of my employee...
Dear Diary - I'm dating Carmen Electra and let me say that the girl is one hell of a little sexpot. She knows more positions than the entire Los Angel...
L.A.P.D Weighs in on Jenner's Transformation"Bruce Jenner drove like a prick," said a police spokesman. " Caitlyn drives like a cunt. Any questions?"
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