Simon Cowell - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Simon Cowell. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Simon Cowell would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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March 2013


Wednesday 06 March 1313

Its really great being a successful multi-millionaire in charge of lots of tv talent shows. When I am short of sex, I can invite any of my employee...

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January 2013


Sunday 06 January 1313

Dear Diary - I'm dating Carmen Electra and let me say that the girl is one hell of a little sexpot. She knows more positions than the entire Los Angel...

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