Simon Cowell - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Simon Cowell. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Simon Cowell would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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May 2012

Thursday 31 May 12

Another predictable disappointment fro the UK - and Ireland - in the Eurovision song contest. Englebert Humperdinck finished second! Second from la...

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Friday 25 May 12

Oh my god, what was I thinking, hiring a nutjob like Britney? Britney Spears first day at work as a judge on the US X Factor, and she has walked o...

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Wednesday 23 May 12

I'm absolutely right about The Voice - just as I am about everything else - because I'm Simon Cowell. Good to remind myself every day. The Voice sh...

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Tuesday 22 May 12

I'm still pretty gutted that (working) relationship with Cheryl Cole has broken down, after I had to sack her from the US X Factor. I could make he...

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Monday 14 May 12

During the live Britain's Got Talent Final on saturday I said I would take the winner, Pudsey the dog and his owner Ashleigh Butler to Hollywood.

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Sunday 13 May 12

Well thats Britain's Got Talent all over for another year. The Final was won by Pudsey the Dog. I'm checking with lawyers as to whether we have to...

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Wednesday 09 May 12

Louis Walsh and Gary Barlow were having a bit of online twitter banter about who was head judge on X Factor later this year so I thought I'd join in.

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Wednesday 09 May 12

So we've reached the week long live semi-final stage of BGT. Good to see the media talking about the competitors, and not the notches on my bed pos...

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