Simon Cowell - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Simon Cowell. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Simon Cowell would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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May 2012

Tuesday 22 May 1212

I'm still pretty gutted that (working) relationship with Cheryl Cole has broken down, after I had to sack her from the US X Factor. I could make he...

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Monday 14 May 1212

During the live Britain's Got Talent Final on saturday I said I would take the winner, Pudsey the dog and his owner Ashleigh Butler to Hollywood.

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Sunday 13 May 1212

Well thats Britain's Got Talent all over for another year. The Final was won by Pudsey the Dog. I'm checking with lawyers as to whether we have to...

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Wednesday 09 May 1212

Louis Walsh and Gary Barlow were having a bit of online twitter banter about who was head judge on X Factor later this year so I thought I'd join in.

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Wednesday 09 May 1212

So we've reached the week long live semi-final stage of BGT. Good to see the media talking about the competitors, and not the notches on my bed pos...

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Saturday 05 May 1212

David Walliams says his wife Lara Stone - (I still cant believe he married a woman) is upset because he always talks about our 'bromance'. What is...

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Friday 04 May 1212

Well at least their were a few missing big name victims, err - I mean girlfriends out of Tom Bowers biography of me. Only thing is, the old buffer...

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Wednesday 02 May 1212

Can't understand why Cheryl would want to debut her new single on The BBC1 Voice instead of Britain's Got Talent? I mean she owes me for her career...

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