Simon Cowell - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Simon Cowell. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Simon Cowell would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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December 2012

Wednesday 19 December 1212

Dear Diary - Well the way things are looking, if I was a betting man I would say that Britney Spears will get dumped by her fiancé Jason Trawick the d...

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October 2012

Saturday 20 October 1212

Dear Diary - I hate baseball. My show X-Factor was not shown on Wednesday because a thunderstorm caused a rain delay during the Giants - Cardinals...

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September 2012

Wednesday 26 September 1212

The newspapers have papped me kissing an' a cuddling with Carmen Electra, the playboy model. She's eclectic, she's got a family full of eccentrics...

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Saturday 15 September 1212

I was hoping that the viewing figures would pick up for the British X Factor now that the Olympics and Paralympics have finished. But now Strictly...

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Friday 14 September 1212

I have decided to admit in public that Britney Spears had a panic attack and wanted to quit on her first day as an American X Factor judge. Luckily...

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July 2012

Wednesday 25 July 1212

Dear Diary - Britney Spears and Demi Lovato are constantly fighting like dogs and cats on the X-Factor set. I cannot believe those two and it is...

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June 2012

Tuesday 05 June 1212

Blimey, did you see Cheryl Cole, pushing her way to the front of the stage to be stood next to the Queen at Buckingham Palace last night. Cheryl w...

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Friday 01 June 1212

Congratulations to the Queen on 60 years on the throne. But what a mention for my favourite Queen - the Queen of music Elton John that is. Wh...

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