Simon Cowell - My Fake Diary


Thursday, 23 May 2013

Dear Diary - Why don't these gay rumors go away. I mean I know that I am not gay so what is the big deal. I am tired of Rush Limbaugh and that Laura Ingraham bitch suggesting that I need to come out of the closet.

Well Rush needs to look at himself and ask himself why a grown man would be sucking on a 12-inch cigar - that is just not NORMAL!

And Ingraham needs to try and do something about removing the cellulite from her teeth. She is starting to look like that plain Jane Arizona governor Jan Brewer.

Simon Cowell

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