Another predictable disappointment fro the UK - and Ireland - in the Eurovision song contest.
Englebert Humperdinck finished second! Second from last that is. Go Britannia... Everyone is suggesting, nay demanding I organise our entry. Well I couldn't do any worse, that's for sure.
I could put up previous X Factor group One Direction for the teen girl vote. Or I could send a completely new 'boy band' aimed at different genres.
Steve Brookstein for the pensioners. Joel McEldry for the gays.
Matt Cardle for the 'Essex' crowd. And Leon Jackson because for the gullible who might think he is the long lost son of Michael Jackson.