Oh my god, what was I thinking, hiring a nutjob like Britney?
Britney Spears first day at work as a judge on the US X Factor, and she has walked off, in protest that some southern hickey has ruined one of her tracks.
The poor lad sang her tune 'Hold It Against Me' and it appears she did indeed do just that. This is terrible news.
Or is it? All the newspapers have printed the story, our plan worked ;-)