Simon Cowell - My Fake Diary

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Tuesday, 22 May 2012

I'm still pretty gutted that (working) relationship with Cheryl Cole has broken down, after I had to sack her from the US X Factor.

I could make her jealous by employing one of the other Girls Aloud singers on the UK X Factor to replace Kelly Rowland.

Sarah Harding looks good but is always drunk, The ginger one hmmm - not sure, can't have the Irish one as she's matey as we already have Louis Walsh. That just leaves the other one who nobody thinks is sexy. Yeah, I'm going to help reinvent her career and make her proper famous!




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