Simon Cowell - My Fake Diary


Wednesday, 9 May 2012

So we've reached the week long live semi-final stage of BGT.

Good to see the media talking about the competitors, and not the notches on my bed post, my sexuality - or even Tulisa's sex tape.

Mind you, that dancing dog - made me well horny. Wish i was a biatch dog sometimes! Am I normal?

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