Simon Cowell - My Fake Diary

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Wednesday, 2 May 2012

Can't understand why Cheryl would want to debut her new single on The BBC1 Voice instead of Britain's Got Talent?

I mean she owes me for her career. I'm sorry it didn't work out for her on the US X Factor judging panel and I had to sack her, but I propelled her into a different league by putting her on the UK X Factor in 2008.

If it weren't for me, she'd still be doing community service for attacking staff in nightclub toilets.




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