Simon Cowell - My Fake Diary


Wednesday, 4 April 2012

Princess Spanky Bum... Hmmm... i liker her...

She's very nice. I get so shy around her. She is working on Britain's Got Talent as Alesha Dixon's make-up artist. Oooh, I wish she would make me up. She makes my trousers go all tight. Or is that my belt?

I suppose I'll have to make do with Walliams in my dressing room giving me a rub down. Err.. I mean a back rub.

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