Simon Cowell - My Fake Diary


Saturday, 24 March 2012

While I want people talking about and watching BGT, I am not inconsiderably peeed off with Mr Walliams, telling Jonathan Ross that everyone he meets asks if I am gay.

Seriously, why is this of interest to anyone?
Ask Sinitta, she will tell you I was her friend - I mean boyfriend for many years, I'm definitely not paying her to keep quiet about using her as a beard for all those years.
Thank God she hasn't had a hit record in all these years and needs the cash.

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