Simon Cowell - My Fake Diary


Wednesday, 23 November 2011

Dear Diary -

I am really starting to get fed up with L.A. Reid. The man is mean, bitter, and hateful.

How dare him insult Drew the way he did. But the little 15-year-old certainly jumped in old Reid's face but good.

He kind of reminds me of me when I first started on American Idol. Compared to him Randy "The Black Dawg" Jackson was a baby French Poodle.

I guess that I am just going to have to remind Mr. Reid that I am the freakin boss and he will learn to respect me or his bloody, bloomin, blimey, blitherin' black butt will get tossed out the door.

Simon Cowell

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