Simon Cowell - My Fake Diary


Thursday, 10 November 2011

Dear Diary -

I don't care what the critics and the viewers say. My new show X-Factor is way better than my old show American Idol.

The singers are much better and the judges are all a lot better than the AI judges especially Randy "The Black Dawg" Jackson whose boring saying of "that was pitchy" got boring as hell.

Paula is doing well. She has learned to stay off of the diet pills and rely on the diet of carrots and hot sauce like I suggested.

Nicole is gorgeous and L.A. gets on my nerves, but I like him better than I did the black Pillsbury Doughboy, Randy.

Simon Cowell

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