Simon Cowell - My Fake Diary

Who really wrote this? Written by Bert Onassis Rating Thank you for your rating, Your vote has been counted and is reflected above. You have already rated this item, Thank you for your support. Email this diary Print this diary Friday, 30 September 2011 Dearest me, My moobs are getting bigger, my pout is getting thinner, my bank balence is getting fatter, my winkie is getting smaller, my ratings are inching upwards, my ring is inching widewards, my girlfriend is ever harder, my tummy is getting oh so softer. My ego remains the same... so everyone tells me. Is that good?

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