Silvio Berlusconi - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Silvio Berlusconi. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Silvio Berlusconi would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

Showing Silvio Berlusconi's diary, as written by 'Aisubeki Akiudo'.

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Currently showing entries from: 2009

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December 2009

Wednesday 23 December 099

The face is healing up a treat. Got the missus to wipe my arse for me today. I could have done it myself, but it was hilarious watching her doing i...

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Wednesday 16 December 099

December 16th - Stiches? hurt like a bitch.... Teeth? aching like a muthafucka. Wait till I get my big greasy hands on that nutter! :-(...

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Sunday 13 December 099

December 13th - In hospital having stitches and cosmetic dentistry. My personal assistant says it could help my popularity, and even get me a shot as...

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Friday 11 December 099

December 11th - Only two weeks to Christmas......wen to 'il posti offici' to get my cards sent out. Fine looking lady at the counter. She had nipples...

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Wednesday 09 December 099

December 9th - I need to find myself a new Foreign Minister to deal with the important international affairs. Trouble is, I can't find one with big en...

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