Silvio Berlusconi - My Fake Diary


Saturday, 29 December 2012

Finally I feel less lonely. I, Sylvio Berlusconi, 76 years old, will marry Francesca Pascale, 27 years old. She is the founding member of support group, Sylvio We Miss You.

First I must divorce my second wife, Veronica Lario and pay her 3 million euros per month.
Hang on a minute... PER MONTH???? I thought it was 3 million a year, I have misread the paperwork. 3 million a month is 36 million euros PER YEAR!

Perhaps I was too hasty to divorce her. Maybe we should stay together for the children...

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