I may no longer be zee Prime Minister but I can still pull zee strings.
I have put Daniela Santanche, a glamorous 51 year old businesswoman, forward to be the next leader of my centre-right People of Freedom Party. She has been compared to Sarah Palin for her good looks and thunderous attacks on opponents.
In my last cabinet, she served as an under-secretary. And she was under me quite a lot - oh yes!