Sharon Osborne - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Sharon Osborne. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Sharon Osborne would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Dear Diary - I may divorce Ozzy simply because it has gotten to the point where I no longer understand him. I swear at times he sounds like he is talk...
Got a call from Simon today. I knew he'd want me back eventually. He's already re-signed Louis after the whole bloody circus of his brain implant.
Ozzy's been trashing the kitchen for years - breaking stuff and walking into cupboards (literally). I assumed it was because of(a)his alcohol-related...
Just had one mother of a row with Ozzy over that damn African grey parrot - again. He's only been teaching the crazy bird a bunch of expletives - it's...
Fly UnitedWhat a drag.
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