Sharon Osborne - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Sharon Osborne. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Sharon Osborne would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Dear Diary - I may divorce Ozzy simply because it has gotten to the point where I no longer understand him. I swear at times he sounds like he is talk...
Got a call from Simon today. I knew he'd want me back eventually. He's already re-signed Louis after the whole bloody circus of his brain implant.
Ozzy's been trashing the kitchen for years - breaking stuff and walking into cupboards (literally). I assumed it was because of(a)his alcohol-related...
Just had one mother of a row with Ozzy over that damn African grey parrot - again. He's only been teaching the crazy bird a bunch of expletives - it's...
Alabama's New State MottoAfter Tuesday Alabama's state motto, Audemus jura nostra defendere ("We dare defend our rights"), will most likely be changed to Audemus pedophilium nostra defendere ("We dare defend our pedophiles").
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