Sharon Osborne - My Fake Diary


Tuesday, 14 May 2013

Dear Diary - I have decided not to divorce Ozzy after all. I am afraid that if I did he would probably mistake dog food for people food and then the silly bloke could end up chasing cars or trying to lick his you-know-whats.

It is a good thing that I quit my job on America's Got Talent, because now I got time to deal with the so-called Prince of Darkness.

Prince of Darkness my arse, the man is the Count of Complaining.

Sharon Osbourne

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