Gosh Golly Diary! I sure hope that asshole Donald Trump considers me for his Vice-President nominee. I really need something to get back in the public eye and feed my great need to be noticed and famous.
Even if I have to repeat that pig with lipstick joke a million times I will if it helps them to remember me.
Gotta go diary, got to go deliver Trump some home-made cookies and try to think of something else that he'll like.