Dear Diary - I cannot believe that my cell phone hardly ever rings anymore with someone offering me to speak at a political rally or a GOP meet and greet.
I cannot stand the fact that everyone thinks that I am this manly tomboy whose only purpose in life is to go out and slaughter elk, moose, caribou, and reindeer.
Even my youngest daughter Piper doesn't want me to go to PTA meetings and meet with her teacher.
Maybe I can run for governor of Alaska again. No. I am afraid that I would only end up with about 2 percent of the vote.
Oh well. Maybe it'll be good old Sarah Palin in 2016.