Sarah Palin - My Fake Diary

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Monday, 1 July 2013

Well, I've been chewing tobacco, shooting guns, swigging from Big Gulps, and generally, telling all those limp-wristed liberals a thing or two at all the conventions I've been invited to. Sure, I do all this stuff while I'm speaking. Don't believe me? Well go to YouTube, it's all there.

They can say a lot of things about me, but they can't say that this old girl doesn't have some spunk. And an awfully good-looking trunk, too. No junk back there, none at all. It's as lean as a caribou shot after a two-year drought! Yes-sir-ree, even my Tea Party sisters envy me, and there's some real dolls and peaches amongst that crowd. Those really rich white guys know how to pick 'em, boy.

Since I've come full circle in my political career here in the United States, I'm considering running for the Head Honcho's Job over there acr...

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