Sarah Palin - My Fake Diary

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Monday, 26 September 2011

Dear Diary -

Well golly gee. I am so confused right now I don't know if I want to go out and shoot a moose, a reindeer, or a snow bunny.

My next door neighbor Jebediah McGillicuddy has just published his book about me. In it he mentions my alleged affair with a black basketball player, Todd's white business partner, and a Chinese abacus manufacturer that I met back in the summer of 2001.

My One Nation Bus Tour is not going very well because I am having to spend so much time apologizing for the friggin remarks that Piper keeps making about people.

I wish I could leave her back in Wasilla, but I am afraid that she would probably sell some of our furniture.

In a sad state of mind,
Sarah Palin




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