Dear Diary -
Well I just heard on CNN the news about Osama Bin Laden being shot in Pakistan.
And let me say that the info is wrong. Bin Laden was not shot in Pakistan. And I should know because I led the American Navy Seals that infiltrated his compound.
And his compound was not in Pakistan, it was in Peru.
I have no idea where CNN got their information.
But ya know, you would think that a big news agency like them would know that Pakistan is up near the North Pole and that Peru has camels roaming around all over the place.