Sarah Palin - My Fake Diary

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Monday, 18 April 2011

Dear Diary -

Ya know. Gosh darnit, I hate that I can no longer trust my friggin husband Todd "The Wandering Crotch" Palin.

I am so tired of hearing all of the whispers about him and that salmon fishing guide Nanicka Zapalicka that I could spit up caribou hairballs.

Oh well, maybe he'll get tired of her before I have to go off to campaign. But if he doesn't then I guess that I'll just stay home and forget about becoming President Sarah Palin.

I don't care. Being president would only cut into my moose hunting anyway.

Sarah Louise Palin




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