Sarah Palin - My Fake Diary

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Sunday, 10 April 2011

Dear Diary -

I am feeling very depressed. Last night while Toddy and I were watching reruns of my fabulous show Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska he turned to me and said, "Hey Nan, how 'bout gettin' me another brewski?"

I asked "What the eff did you say buster?"

He blushed and said that he meant to say "Honey, baby, sweety, how 'bout gettin' be another brewski?"

I told him that I was not as stupid as CNN, NBC, ABC, CBS, and the friggin Weather Channel all make me out to be and that I knew he meant to say Nanicka.

I know that Todd is doing more with his fishing guide Nanicka Zapalicka than just fishing. I know it, just as sure as I know that Russia is part of Africa.

Sarah P.




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