Sarah Palin - My Fake Diary

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Tuesday, 22 February 2011

Dear Diary -

Well I've caught hell from the freakin media for saying that I could see Russia from my bedroom window.

And then I messed up by saying that the continent of Africa was a country. Then I really screwed up big time by saying that the North Koreans were our friends and allies.

But nothing has been as embarrassing as when I stated that Rhode Island was located somewhere in the South Pacific over by the Hawaiian Islands.

So ya know, gosh darnit. I have decided to enroll at Iceberg State University in Juneau, Alaska in June, and take a geography course.

I have to do that because if I am elected president in 2012, I have to make sure that I do not accidentally bomb Iowa thinking that it is friggin Iran.

Sarah (Palin)




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