Sarah Palin - My Fake Diary


Sunday, 14 February 2010

...taught me that word.) I hope I learn more new words tomorrow.

My tutor suggested that I practice keeping my 'to do' list in this diary, instead of on my hands and arms. (I guess that means it is still okay to leave 'wash me' on my ass.)
Therefore (yes, that is a word that has more than 6 letters), I am going to update my 'to do' list everyday, starting now.

Sarah Palin's Epic 'To Do' List
1. Call John McCain and threaten to tell everyone how he prepositioned me
2. Explain to McCain that I know the difference between a preposition and a proposition
3. Send the new FOX intern flowers
4. Explain to him that I know what sexual harassment is
5. Start a rumor that Katie Couric is going to run for President of the United States.
6. Ask the new tutor how far Canada is from the United States.

Laters, Sarah

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