Sarah Palin - My Fake Diary


Sunday, 14 February 2010

Dear Diary,

Today's is Valentine's Day, that most important day of the year when political rivals set aside their anger to trade chocolate and tender endearments. Valentine's Day is a valuable holiday grounded in ancient Roman oration, degradation and assassination traditions, since gifts and platitudes can be useful when setting up a rival for the kill. Today the apple is good, but tomorrow . . . ? Your opponents will never know when the candy is laced with cyanide.

Anyway, I am slightly disappointed that my former running mate, John McCain, has not taken this opportunity to declare that he will support my stab at the Oval Office in 2012. Naturally, since I have officially declared my candidacy, he probably thinks it wouldn't be prudent. (P.R.U.D.E.N.T. Do you like that word? Of course, you do. The new tutor the nice people at FOX hired taug...

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