Had another hard day at the office. First, the new FOX news intern spilled coffee on my favorite taxpayer-funded dress and refused to properly clean me up. I had to take him by the hand and lead him back to my dressing room to show him exactly how it should be done. Showing him my copy of Levi's Playboy centerfold really got the ball rolling.
The intern was a major disappointment. I should gone Mrs. Robinson on Levi when I had the chance. I heard he told the judge he can't afford his child support payments. I wonder if I can find a way to let him work them off.
Later, George W. called to congratulate me on my successful handling of the teabag bunch. I hear he's doing grocery baggers at conventions these days. No one even thought of teabagging George.
More later, Sarah