Santa Claus - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Santa Claus. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Santa Claus would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

Showing Santa Claus's diary, as written by 'Aspartame Boy'.

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December 2008

Thursday 25 December 088

I always wanted to go to Cuba. But I never figured they would arrest me as a terrorist and send me here. The F15's around my sled, that was tacky.

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Wednesday 24 December 088

Darn that Aspartame I sure wish I hadn't eaten all that aspartame over the years. It just made me hungry and fatter. And it gave me tons of piles...

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Friday 19 December 088

Must Quit This Job. Losing the Jolly. Too fat to tie shoes. This is my last year. I'm leaving a notice in the stockings, along with the aspartame,...

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Wednesday 17 December 088

Screw IT I too dag gone old for this job. This is going to be the last year. I'm stuffing all the stockings with pure aspartame. I know wh...

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