Santa Claus - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Santa Claus. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Santa Claus would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

Showing Santa Claus's diary, as written by 'Australian News Reporter'.


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January 2009


Friday 30 January 099

bak 2 sh-tty xmas twice again. the sh-tty elves p-ssed on me i had 2 give em a shower n change their nappy. the machines wer experiencing a malfunc...

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