Santa Claus - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Santa Claus. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Santa Claus would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

Showing Santa Claus's diary, as written by 'Trip Nasti'.


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November 2009


Saturday 14 November 099

Last night there was a knock at my door. When I answered it there were three prostitutes standing there smiling at me. Hoe Hoe Hoe!...

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Santa's Grotto now to include Customer Returns Line

Unwanted Presents can now be returned over a Lapland phone - line. Elves won't man phones as headsets incompatible with Ears.
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