Santa Claus - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Santa Claus. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Santa Claus would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Showing Santa Claus's diary, as written by 'Aspartame Boy'.
Currently showing entries from: 2009 | 2008
Ah crap. I got the sugars. Guess I'll switch to aspartame. It works for all the kids I poisoned last year. That's right. I can't do this...
Bush CopyrightGeorge Bush Senior has taken out copyright on the phrase "New World Order" that he made popular. Anybody using the phrase without his permission will be sued.
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