Santa Claus - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Santa Claus. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Santa Claus would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

Showing Santa Claus's diary, as written by 'Aspartame Boy'.


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March 2009


Wednesday 11 March 099

Ah crap. I got the sugars. Guess I'll switch to aspartame. It works for all the kids I poisoned last year. That's right. I can't do this...

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