Santa Claus - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Santa Claus. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Santa Claus would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Showing Santa Claus's diary, as written by 'Aspartame Boy'.
Currently showing entries from: 2009 | 2008
Ah crap. I got the sugars. Guess I'll switch to aspartame. It works for all the kids I poisoned last year. That's right. I can't do this...
New York now belongs to the Polar Circle!The deep freeze hitting northeast US has forced Google Maps to enter the area into the Polar circle. Eskimos and Polar Bears were seen playing in the snow after deserting their global-warmed homeland!
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