Santa Claus - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Santa Claus. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Santa Claus would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Showing Santa Claus's diary, as written by 'whatinthe world'.
Currently showing entries from: 2011
Don't really feel like doing Christmas this year. All that gift wrapping, sorting it into countries of destination and then flying over the planet del...
Fuck, 44 weeks'til the big day. Don't know what the freak I'm going to do this time 'round. May be get the elves to make fuckin' paper planes or somet...
Feeling OldI got the results back from my Telomere kit to find out how old I was in Teloyears, and discovered that I've been dead since 2007. Bummer.
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